Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,
But
My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist:)
Namaskar!
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai:)
Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.
Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
.
.
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay..
Silent lips may avoid many problems:
But smiling lips will solve many problems:
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Har velay sarya na karo:
Kadi kadi has v lya karo:!
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia
customer :
waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay
waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi
When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you
Why do I always text you first?
You don’t have to if you don’t want to?
Then we would never talk!
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane except one.
People asked him the reason
He said," If it's made by my students it will not even start."